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Evolutionary Link Found Between Humans, Creationists - MIT Biology Lab

Apes evolved from creationists.
At first they burn books.  Eventually they burn people.
Atheists do it without guilt.
Atheists are beyond belief.
Atheists are the reason there's reason.
Atheism outlives all gods.
Atheism — There's no substitute for being right.
Atheism — It's not what you believe.
Believe those who seek the truth.  Doubt those who find it.
Beware of dogma.
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Born-again Atheist.
Come the rapture, can I have your car?
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Every time you speak against god an angel somewhere dies.  Cool.
Evolutionists do it with increasing complexity.
Faith means not wanting to know what is true
Freedom is the distance between Church and State.
Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind.
Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind.
God is an Atheist, too.
God is just pretend.
God, protect us from your followers.
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
Guilt, fear and mass insanity.  Three cheers for christianity.
He's your god.  They're your rules.  You burn in hell.
I believe in life before death.
I've got nothing against god.  It's his fan club I can't stand.
Jesus is Lard
My karma ran over your dogma.
Nothing fails like prayer.
Nothing is greater than a thinking human.
One nation under god = theocracy.
One night I prayed to know the truth.  The next morning I found I was an Atheist.
People who believe in life after death are often confused about other things, too.
Praying is begging.
Recovered from religion for good.
Recovering catholic.
Religion is myth-information.
Religion stops a thinking mind.
Religions are just cults with more members.
So many christians, so few lions.
To err is human.  To really screw things up you need religion.
The christian right is neither.
The only problem with baptists is they don't hold them under long enough.
There is no sin greater than ignorance.
When religion ruled the world they called it the dark ages.
You found god?  If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's your's.
You keep believing.  We'll keep evolving.
Your kids and my taxes go to St. Pedophiles.

born again | no bargain
creationism | a trio incest | stoic i.e. rant
evangelist | evil's agent
god | dog
god almighty | gay old might | oh my, a ltd. gig
holy trinity | i try thy loin
in god we trust | undergo twist
Kansas city | satanic sky
Noah's ark | has Koran
Osama Bin Laden | an islam bad one
Pat Robertson | protestor ban | pre-abort tons
pray to god | good party
satan | santa
revelations | is oven alert | no relatives | satire novel
ten commandments | ten damn comments | can't mend most men
the meaning of life | a fine game of nil
religion | leg iron | no girlie